Breaking News: France immediately bans FIFA 23 from sale within its territory.

hard for me to determine who to respond to so i’ll just drop this here at the top of the comments section. i totally understand y’all’s sentiments. kotaku has changed a lot in the twoish years i’ve been here. every iteration is different because new writers come in while old writers leave. that’s normal. what i will…

Especially after the shit her ex-best friend pulled on the witness stand. Good on Megan for persevering through ahh the misogynoir that was thrown at her. 

This is awesome. Little man does wrong thing, little man pays, it’s that simple. Did you see the news that Iggy Azalea sent a letter asking for them to not put Lanez in jail, will her crimes never cease?

That’s because he’s a sociopath.  

Why is anybody giving this man a microphone? He’s just going to lie to you and then sue you for pointing it out.

Why does it say ‘Former Pro Cyclist’ and not ‘Well Known Horrible Cheater’ or ‘Got Rich Hustling Stupid Rubber Bracelets’?

Reading article: “Are people going to get the Lord Byron reference if I make it?”

All the mayo demons who talk about a second civil war need to pay attention because this is how that shit will play out.

Why is it only a race/gender/class war when they fight back.?

Well.. they ‘tried it in a small town’ hahaha

Isn’t it funny how “race wars” and “race riots” are almost always started by white people? And I’m a white guy so I get to hear the shit you people say behind their backs.

I mean, he’s the OG trans super-human.

HULK ORGANIZE PRIDE PARADE! HULK SMASH BATHROOM LAWS!

In other news, the slide was later found full of bullet holes after being surrounded by police shouting “Stop resisting!”

Cops in my neighborhood used to play hide-and-seek with each other in the middle of their shifts, I shit-you-not.

Nah, it’s funny because it’s a cop. I see parents eat it on slides occasionally, and it never elicits more than some sympathetic winces. An armed Enforcer of The Law just blasting down a slide with no children evident is funny because it takes cops’ flopping to pretend that their jobs are especially dangerous and lays…

Sorry you can’t handle a little thought bro. You’re free to focus on the dumb aspects and ignore any deeper meaning others might find, but other people are allowed to think and connect even a light-hearted thing to broader societal issues, and there is often utility in doing that, even if not everyone wants to…

Nadjia and Laslo are TV’s horniest married couple since Morticia and Gomez Addams.