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We still inviting those relatives to Thanksgiving? I’ve been letting them wallow alone on holidays since COVID. At least Cox is rich enough to order really good takeout when his grandkids stop talking to him. 

This is where he’s going to make the clones. I knew it. Texas is fine with cloning and anything else billionaires do, as long as they contribute to the GOP regularly. 

I was more impressed by the airport. How many horses does it take to pull a plane off the ground?

You went to the wrong parts of the island. The incredibly touristy downtown makes up only a small part of the island. There are a lot of other great places to hike or hangout by the water. The fort is also worth a visit. 

He is the stupidest person currently alive, what is wrong with you.

I wonder how quickly nothing will happen.

Seconded.

F*ck that f*cking bird.

Hopefully Benoit Blanc is part of the investigation.

“Yes, friends, I would love to go to one of the prettiest places in the Midwest with you, but, you see, I am hereby boycotting the island as they won’t let me ride my electric moped there.”

Most Michiganders love the fact that the Island is vehicle free and limits things like electric bikes. It’s part of the charm and history and one reason why people like to visit. Locally, this will most likely be viewed as a positive story than a negative. I sure do.

Or just read the rules and ride a regular bike.

Quick tip: don’t approach the princess while still in karate stance...

Same -- was one of my absolute favorite games (even if there was what felt like a hefty learning curve)

Is there a real market for this kind of thing, for classic, important games getting the Criterion Collection treatment?

Nah. That one got burned up in a onion shaped house

Will he have the Mona Lisa inside it ? 

“I’m not sure harnessing this sort of power is such a good idea. What do you think, doctor?”

Which he jauntily refers to as the “Oppenschnitzel.”

This is probably an unkind thing to say about someone I never met, but I’m kinda glad her mom died too.