This actually happened to me when I was a little kid and playing in the woods across the street from our house. I guess I stepped on some sort of underground beehive and they all flew up and started stinging me all over. Fortunately instinct made me run as fast as I could to our house while pulling my sweatshirt off…

That’s me as well. If I won the lottery, I’d buy a huge chunk of land. Like 40 acres or so for some peace and quiet.

Regardless of your opinion of her movies, she’s not entirely wrong.

Mid to low budget comedies have kind of died down quite a lot. Save for what gets produced or shown on streaming services, there just aren’t as many comedies getting theatrical releases as there once were. These recent movies also seem to play things a…

And the assailant was reading The Perks of Being A Wallflower AND A People’s History of the United States while attacking Allen!  Woke Culture is killing us!

If you like history and have some serious miles ahead of you, like a cross-country trip, then Fall of Civilizations is what you’re looking for. The episodes are long but informative and the length makes eating up the miles while remaining conscious much easier and somewhat enjoyable.

So... $15 with 10% discount on the most likely thing you would buy normally meant if you spent $150 in a year on eligible purchases you broke even so pretty decent program.

Relevant to every article about another tone deaf and ignorant CEO:

*chef’s kiss*

If none of this works, it’s probably time to bring in a plumber. And even if you didn’t manage to stop the dripping, your attempts weren’t a waste of time: You now have a clean and properly sealed shower head.

It was probably wishful wanking, anyway. The logic, at least, is flaccid, at best.

Keep wanking It suits you.

When you said easiest, I thought you meant something like this (found in a Super 8):

“Humans have had it coming for a long time.” *slow, dismissive wanking gesture*

I was going to ask why so many of us are stuck in the grays, then I read what was in the grays. Question withdrawn.

Seeing the term Weird Walks made me think that today’s “youts” were imitating the classic Monty Python skit!

Can you blame them after what humans have done to their home?

the amount of larger people who would order a double quarter meal (supersized of course) and a Diet Coke was near 100%

Yeah, it’s obnoxious. There are few things more effective at making me blacklist something like shoving it in my face constantly when I haven’t asked for it. There really is such thing as bad publicity, and this is one of them.

Well it still seems to be happening as of 5/15/23, so that’s fun. 

Whatever code you’ve set up to dump this article under every other one completely messes with the ability to refresh the comments section. Every time I’ve tried to do it on another article today it’s brought me here instead.