Maybe all these actors will show up in Spacey’s next cringeworthy Christmas video.

I know that t-shirts and shorts are the White People Way, but consider wearing a long-sleeve shirt and slacks meant for travel. They’re made of light airy fabric and are rated SPF 50+. Wear a wide-brim hat and you only need lotion for your hands and neck.

Considering he died in 1960, that last record is amazing.

So what happens when, in pursuit of that Oscar, a stuntperson ends up dead? Let’s say it truly is the best stunt of the year. Does the Academy honor someone who literally died to get an Oscar? I think that’s the super awkward situation they want to avoid.

All EVs should play the fight music from Star Trek at low speeds. Parking lots would be intense.

As long as there are humans who want to work, we have no need for humanoid robots.

Disney+ is okay showing toddler penis in Deadpool 2, but they won’t show this?

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If it starts talking sassy send Will Smith to find it.

When he hands the pee bottle to his assistant it is probably still warm. Like, really warm.

The bar is so low.

Shore expresses himself like a precocious 11-year-old whose parents let him eat cereal for dinner.

I would not watch a movie where Pauly Shore plays Richard Simmons, but I would watch a movie where Richard Simmons makes Pauly Shore cry.

How much coal could a pol troll roll if a pol troll could roll coal?

I don’t understand how this will “further increase air carrier operating costs”. Are the airlines getting a cut of the money that CLEAR is bringing in?

This is a great movie! Please watch it!

I hope Michael Palin outlives them all.

Elon Musk is good at two things: having a lot of kids and pissing people off.

(doesn’t read article) I’d love to see a Scorsese film where Sinatra meets Jesus!