When he hands the pee bottle to his assistant it is probably still warm. Like, really warm.

The bar is so low.

Shore expresses himself like a precocious 11-year-old whose parents let him eat cereal for dinner.

I would not watch a movie where Pauly Shore plays Richard Simmons, but I would watch a movie where Richard Simmons makes Pauly Shore cry.

How much coal could a pol troll roll if a pol troll could roll coal?

I don’t understand how this will “further increase air carrier operating costs”. Are the airlines getting a cut of the money that CLEAR is bringing in?

This is a great movie! Please watch it!

I hope Michael Palin outlives them all.

Elon Musk is good at two things: having a lot of kids and pissing people off.

(doesn’t read article) I’d love to see a Scorsese film where Sinatra meets Jesus!

I thought the first season was great! I truly can’t understand the hatred for this show. I mean, so many arguments against this show were clearly anti-POC ravings disguised as appeals to nostalgia, so... I guess I do understand the hatred. Read the reviews on IMDB if you want to die a little today.

DFW destroyed a few hundred dollars worth of my books.

Too bad for you. It’s a great podcast with amazing hosts.

Here’s some fun trivia! In the early 90s, when The Invisibles was at risk of being canceled by Vertigo, Grant Morrison urged all his readers to masturbate in order to create enough magical energy to keep the comic alive. That was an interesting subject to discuss on the newsgroups back then! It wasn’t canceled, so it…

By the way, the AV Club’s new overlords at Paste had some nice things to say about the AV Club’s comment section.

So? Do they fuck?

The eyes of the world are on us, and I know we will come through this moment a better company, building on all the learnings we accumulated as we worked together to rebuild Boeing over the last number of years.

I would like the genetically engineered dinosaurs to go back in time to the Jurassic period, and then they make friends with the natural dinosaurs and they all are happy. And the humans are happy for them.

They’ve taken over the old fire station that used to house those old Ghostbusters.