Screw you. I have food allergies and I have to deal with this attitude from people. Do I have to stop breathing in front of you to prove my allergy is real?

I would highly suggest Aroy-D brand sriracha sauce or Sriraja Panich. Both are made in Thailand where flavor balance is prioritized. You’ll have to search for them because Huy Fong clones have muscled out the more moderate sriracha sauces on store shelves. Try Asian markets like H-Mart and you might get lucky.

Good work, little guy.

“...it was now impossible for her to get a fair trial in a prosecution for Hutchins’ death.”

Michael Palin and Terry Jones were always my favorites. I just finished Ripping Yarns, and although it doesn’t hit the heights of Python, it’s still really good.

Should we get off your lawn?

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I can’t think of anything that would get me to listen to country music, but a topless Beyonce walking in sheer pantyhose might do it.

Well, you’ll always have Friends.

Let’s hope someone saved the movie (or whatever they finished) on a personal hard drive and we’ll see it on the internet some day.

I’m playing Lego Star Wars Skywalker Saga (which is awesome by the way), and Cara Dune’s minifigure has noticeably darker skin than you would expect. Obviously Lego figures are pretty abstract versions of human beings, but her minifigure is clearly not supposed to be white.

Let me break down that $13,000 because it’s funny. Russia accounted for $9,400 of that, and United Arab Emirates accounted for $3,600. Box Office Mojo puts the domestic gross at “—”, which I suppose means zero. However, I found another site that reports the domestic gross as $804.

Porn, uh, finds a way.

I read the new album name as “The Tortured Pets Department” and thought Damn!, Taylor is really seeing how far she can push things.

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For the longest time I really didn’t like Billy Joel. It seemed like he was played every hour on the AOR radio stations I listened to. It was just too much.

Canceling accounts — what a great way to increase revenue!

It’s funny that when right-wingers try to sound intellectual, what comes out of their mouths is word salad.

In an early MST3K episode, Joel is asking the bots what superhero power they would like to have, and Crow responds, “I want to decide who lives and who dies.” I read that the writers gave lines like that to the bots because they would sound horrific coming out of a human being, but having it come out of a puppet…