My wife, who learned English as a second language, said she found it exhausting, and I kinda agree. You know it’s too wordy when the subtitles have to paraphrase the spoken lines just to keep up.

It’s Educational!

Here’s a cool thing to do. If you are installing a granite countertop and you need to cut out a hole for a sink or cooktop, ask the installer to keep the cut-out piece and finish the edges. Depending on the size of it, you can use it for the top of a little side table that would match your countertops exactly.

Every picture of Russell Brand makes me feel like if I accidentally brushed against him in a hallway, I’d have to immediately go take a shower.

Sounds the same to me.

“Spank me, woke mob, spank me! I’m a naughty commenter!”

I’m looking forward to Russel Brand starring in an action flick with Steven Seagal.

I can imagine the driver of one of the Jungle Cruise boats finishing one of those awful corny jokes and then a bear lunges at him from above. Now that would be funny.

There needs to a kind of Clippy for old people when they are being interviewed.

I’m sure this happens to Pete Davidson all the time.

Those sunglasses are amazing. I want them.

Aren’t traditional tape measures easier to use? I don’ t have to roll over the whole distance — I just have to note the position of both ends (and with a metal tape measure just one end). With respect to recording the measurements, I can just dictate them into my phone which is always nearby.

Mama MIIIa!

This is her origin story. This is when she becomes a supervillain. A member of the committee that booted her dies mysteriously, and Drew attends the funeral. As the casket is being lowered into the ground, the mourners learn that another member has died. They all look at Drew and she says, “I guess you will have to — b…

The big question is this: Have any of these music videos ever been played on MTV?

It’s nice to see that Jared Leto is still the main character in whatever fucked-up movie is always playing in his head.

Go Flacons!

Stereotypes are such a timesaver.

I miss classic Deadspin.

I think it was standard that all incoming college freshmen were issued a copy of “Songs You Know By Heart” in the 80s. It seemed like everybody had that album.