I’d like to say that I appreciate that AVClub has discountinued its ghoulish “People who died this year — so far!” (not the actual title) slideshow that was periodically updated and reposted when two or three more famous people kicked the bucket. They tried to start it for 2023 back in January but they’ve wisely given…

We have let them down. We must pass down the knowledge of VPNs and downloading full HD movies at 12 MB/s, or it will become lost.

I wonder what the prices are like in Mexico Beach, Florida. It was devastated by a hurricane a few years back, so you’d probably be buying a lot and building on an existing foundation. But looking at Google Maps it looks like there’s plenty of options within a few hundred feet of the beach.

But for parents sending their kids off to college, this means another expense.

Hard choice: spackle, chalk water, or spackly chalk water.

Cow Squeezins!

In her defense, every one of those 400 cars was parked in two spots.

Good for her!

Oh no! I have run afoul of the comment section cops!

The nine minute ovation is even more impressive considering everyone in the audience really had to go pee.

Thank you for your hard work, and best wishes for your future.

We’ll always have BitTorrent.

Where’s the shitter? Those windows better open so you can crap over the side.

If you combine the faces of Johnny Depp and Maiwenn you get Steven Tyler.

Just for fun I looked up the ABC’s 1980 Fall Preview on YT. There were some great shows on back then!

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

Yeah, I’m not sure I’d trust the judgment of a guy who made such poor plastic surgery decisions.

If you have bad soil might I suggest planting a Datura. Huge white fragrant flowers that bloom through the night and attract bees. Fun fact: Every part of the plant is poisonous! If you can avoid dying, it is also hallucinogenic.

“I don’t care what you thought Jimmy Savile did...”

I would never pull Bill Maher.