But for parents sending their kids off to college, this means another expense.

Hard choice: spackle, chalk water, or spackly chalk water.

Cow Squeezins!

In her defense, every one of those 400 cars was parked in two spots.

Good for her!

Oh no! I have run afoul of the comment section cops!

The nine minute ovation is even more impressive considering everyone in the audience really had to go pee.

Thank you for your hard work, and best wishes for your future.

We’ll always have BitTorrent.

Where’s the shitter? Those windows better open so you can crap over the side.

If you combine the faces of Johnny Depp and Maiwenn you get Steven Tyler.

Just for fun I looked up the ABC’s 1980 Fall Preview on YT. There were some great shows on back then!

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

Yeah, I’m not sure I’d trust the judgment of a guy who made such poor plastic surgery decisions.

If you have bad soil might I suggest planting a Datura. Huge white fragrant flowers that bloom through the night and attract bees. Fun fact: Every part of the plant is poisonous! If you can avoid dying, it is also hallucinogenic.

“I don’t care what you thought Jimmy Savile did...”

I would never pull Bill Maher.

I think I’ll finally be able to sell my Lode Runner script! Wish me luck!

I’ve been surprised to see reactions to this season that derides these two characters.

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