Good for her. I wish her the best.

Not enough quiet desperation for me, but maybe that doesn’t come through in the trailer.

Maybe Rihanna specifically needed a Creepy Grandpa type for her show. Maybe Creepy Grandpas are the great untapped fashion market.

And tell your school-age children to enjoy the extra sunlight in the morning, because if this Daylight-Savings-Time-all-year-round thing passes Congress, then next year they’ll be standing at bus stops and walking to school in the dark.

It will be another part of the Liam Hemsverse.

I can do this too, and I agree that it’s probably a self-taught thing.

He had a small part in Confess, Fletch, and it was really nice to see him again!

I would have chosen Larry Hemsworth.

Comment of the day, if not the week, right here.

Did anyone ever get Chick Tracts while trick or treating? There was one house in our neighborhood that gave out Chick Tracts and flavorless popcorn balls. Kids quickly figured out which house to skip.

He’s a shitlord with rare lapses into common decency.

Could he be any more of an insurance liability?

Is the AVClub going to put him in the constantly-updating creepy deaths-of-2022 slide show? I haven’t seen it since yesterday, so it’s about due.

Kraglin has got some minor body horror going on at 0:10 in the video. 

Upon hearing the Elton John song, I cringed heavily. The second and third times I watched the trailer, I cringed at a medium level. I feel my cringing has plateaued.

13 days this time.

Would it be too much to ask for David Tennant to do it in his Scrooge McDuck voice? And wear a top hat and spats?

Reminds me of the baby masks from Brazil.

Here’s a little more info:

Bring back Cary Elwes! He has been through the Twister protal to the Twister home planet and lived among the Twisters for decades and now fights his way back to warn us of the Twisters’ deadly plan for our planet. Spoiler: They will unleash Twisters upon us!