I can’t help but read YZY SPLY as Yeezy Spleezy.

Water was leaking in from around the rusty rear window frame of my 1970 LeMans 4 door and pooling on the floor. I drilled a hole in the floor pan to drain it. Problem solved.

I’m liking the bellbottoms on Tyler James Williams and Nicholas Hoult, and I don’t know why.

I only know the basics of the original movie, but didn’t Tim Allen get the Santa job by murdering the previous Santa? Therefore, in order to pass the mantle, shouldn’t Tim Allen be hunted down by any potential candidates?

Somewhat related:

How could you forget Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall!

Just imagine Moon’s statement coming from a guy in a straitjacket being dragged backwards on his heels into a padded room. And the spittle. Don’t forget the spittle.

That’s heartbreaking. I always enjoyed his articles, no matter the subject.

Remember when the comment scetion wasn’t full of people trying to shit on the AV Club every chance they get?

Dude, it’s worth getting the shot just for the improved 5G reception!

If you need to do repairs, matching the texture is such a pain in the ass. We had a minor roof leak and water blistered the paint from behind. Without texture it would have been an easy fix — scrape off the paint, smooth in a little joint compound, then repaint.

In late May, we ordered two boxes of four tests each. By early July, they still had not arrived, so we ordered two boxes again. They arrived a few weeks later (two boxes of five tests, actually) and then the original order showed up (which turned out to be four boxes of two tests).

[jerkoff hand gesture]

I wish I had known about this when I was teaching high school. The reactions of many of my kids fit the description of RSD, and I would have worked with them differently. I now understand the emotional reactions some of them gave to getting poor grades.

I just watched Carnival of Souls (1962) recently and I think it should be on this list. Apparently it influenced several famous future directors. Also it’s just a good movie.

What’s that saying? On the internet, if you’re not paying for it, then you are the product. All these sites, apps, whatever are taking your information and selling it to someone for unknown purposes. Don’t participate.

I don’t think I can watch this Flash movie now. Ezra is a creepy abusive asshole, and I don’t think I can put that aside for a couple hours even if Michael Keaton is around. It’s just like Kevin Spacey. I recently rewatched LA Confidential and every time he was on screen my skin crawled.

Oversharing about your mom, but okay.