Given that the width of the visible universe is 8.8 x 10^26 meters wide, and the average black bear is 1.5 meters long, this line of black bears will stretch across the universe 10^21 times. 

I highly recommend another movie starring Michelle Yeoh (with Maggie Cheung and Anita Mui) called The Heroic Trio. It’s melodramatic and a little cheesy, but lots of fun.

Trump is doing more damage to the US than Putin could ever dream of doing. Trump is exactly where Putin wants him.

Just reading Jared Leto’s name makes me feel exhausted.

What? An old bucket not good enough for you?

What? An old bucket not good enough for you?

Sorry. Big spiders in mouths is not what I click on these “fine art” articles for. Not going to click on one again.

I hope that floor is fake wood, because if not they’re going to have to replace it.

And you’ll probably find it there before it’s officially released.

Another day, another reason to pirate all media.

You’d think conservatives would want to broaden their gene pool instead of restricting it among themselves.

I have IBS, so you are indeed correct.

If your movement is going to be splattery — and we’ve all been there — flush once before you even start. This will coat the inside of the bowl with a thin layer of water so the splatter won’t stick. If it’s coming out in an explosion, flush during as well, if possible. It helps even more with the splatter, and of…

Simu Liu is one sexy man.

Chapelle is such a prosthetic penis.

What a stupid and pointless gesture.

He did Wayne for a commercial, he’s doing Dr. Evil for a commercial, and when he does his Love Guru character for a commercial, he will have circled back to irrelevance. 

BWAAAAAAM!

Looking forward to the Jackass CTE special in ten years when these guys are just angry all the time and can’t remember what they’re doing.

STARE, MOUND, then PICKY. I almost always get it on the fourth guess.

Better pic of Peter Doocy: