Better pic of Peter Doocy:

Snow White and the seven small-minded studio execs.

Did you know you can sort Kinja comments by newest first?

Name checks out.

It is a failure of Windows that I ever have to open Task Manager at all.

I’m hoping that’s a typo.

I think the unnamed generation after Gen Z are currently between elementary school and being born, but fuck ‘em anyway. Ungrateful twats should just get a job.

The best Batman film is still and forever will be The Lego Batman Movie.

If you want to work remotely from a different city, just stay the hell home. People are coming to our city to work remotely and now locals can’t find places with affordable rent because landlords are jacking up prices to cater to these work tourists.

I think you can get all this stuff for free at getcomics.info. Just install a cbz/cbr reader add-on to chrome and you are good to go. It’s super easy, but it’s probably technically pirating. 

Could we embed the Instagram pics instead of just providing a link? I click it, and it wants me to log into Instagram. I would not create an Instagram account under threat of a burning poker to my eyes, much less to see a single pic.

The Internet Archive (archive.org) has lots of good old movies. And it has even more awful old movies, which may be better depending on how you are feeling.

They should put all these guys in some isolated place, say a deserted Western town, and let them fight it out. With guns.

I don’t know why, but I love those chairs and table in the heading photo. Real grandma’s Florida cottage vibes. They look very uncomfortable though.

Are you looking for a scientific paper on ways you are making your house look cheap and tacky?

I am not going to see the new Batman movie. I don’t care if it’s the best one ever, I’m still not seeing it.

I was trying to figure out exactly what that means, but then I realized I was using more brain power than this guy did for his entire stunt.

If you are using this for wood, keep in mind that it doesn’t deliver enough torque to drill in a screw. You have to use a hex drill bit to make a pilot hole before drilling in the screw. 

I’m so white I’m hoping that all my sun freckles will some day merge together into the prefect tan.

I hope Maya Rudolph was paid a lot of money for this. MacGruber is funny, but she is so much better than this stsuff.