I have always had bad luck with Black & Decker tools. They aren’t very powerful and they wear out quickly. If you want a good drill, spend a little more for Ridgid.

I have always had bad luck with Black & Decker tools. They aren’t very powerful and they wear out quickly. If you…

That fucker looks like the creepiest hobbit. He’s Redcheeks Diddlepud, and he lives under the landfill.

There is going to be a nationwide mental health reckoning in the future, with experts showing how poor mental health is detrimental to our country. That’s when innocent people with mental illness will be in the crosshairs of the uneducated mob. 

Starred for proper apostrophe use, which is so rare these days.

Stacking rocks is a popular pastime for local guys trying to come down from whatever illicit substance they had too much of the night before. The “river” that flows through town is dry 99% of the time, and occasionally I’ll see someone out there on Saturday or Sunday morning barely dressed and staggering slightly, but …

Try this: Change the dimensions of your browser window so that it is taller than wide. I think this will cut out all the crap that is happening in the margins. It might reduce your frustration about 10%.

You can bet that the average IQ will increase significantly.

On a laptop, use uBlock Origin (not uBlock which is inferior somehow) in Chrome. It might not block all the annoying stuff automatically, but you can use their “picker” tool to block individual elements you don’t like, including embedded videos.

Is the cost of the book prorated so we are only charged for the years he remembers?

How many times does Jared Leto get killed in this? This might be unrealistic, but I want it to be at least twice.

I encountered Bob Novak once, and he was a bitter little goblin of a man, which is weird because you think of right-wingers as such cheerful care-free people.

The Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Fucking terrifying for a little kid. I’ve read over 100 comments here and nobody has brought this up?

“Convince me I’m wrong.”

Our television is mounted over our gas fireplace, so I look forward to watching a fake wood fire above our fake wood fire.

If you want evidence that we are living in a video game/simulation, think of NFTs like a gold sink reducing inflation in a MMORPG.

It might have more to do with the fact that a streaming-quality copy of Dune has been available on pirate sites since Monday:

I would like Elon Musk and Quentin Tarantino to switch bodies Freaky-Friday style just to unleash unexpected dimensions of annoyingness on to the world.

This is all phenomenal advice. Really.

If I put soap on my feet in the shower, I will slip and crack my head open. This will happen.

That’s a Thai language keyboard in the header photo. That’s neat. And random.