Our television is mounted over our gas fireplace, so I look forward to watching a fake wood fire above our fake wood fire.

If you want evidence that we are living in a video game/simulation, think of NFTs like a gold sink reducing inflation in a MMORPG.

It might have more to do with the fact that a streaming-quality copy of Dune has been available on pirate sites since Monday:

I would like Elon Musk and Quentin Tarantino to switch bodies Freaky-Friday style just to unleash unexpected dimensions of annoyingness on to the world.

Neck rolls. It’s full of neck rolls.

This is all phenomenal advice. Really.

If I put soap on my feet in the shower, I will slip and crack my head open. This will happen.

That’s a Thai language keyboard in the header photo. That’s neat. And random.

Wasn’t Mark Harmon added to Moonlighting as a foil to Bruce Willis? That’s the last thing I saw him in.

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Harry’s Roadhouse in Santa Fe serves pretentious, complicated, white-people food. Also bland, which is the ultimate sin in a state where the local cuisine is so amazing. 

We had some friends that had a two toilet bathroom, but the two toilets were not right next to each other. It was toilet/waist-high-partition/sink/counter-space/sink/waist-high-partition/toilet along one wall, so the toilets were eight to ten feet away from each other. Although two people wouldn’t be able to see each…

Is she supposed to be a post-apocalyptic shepherd? 

I’ve heard the Marc Maron interview with David Lee Roth, and it seems like his brain is going a thousand miles an hour. Like, all the time. I know he’s the butt of a lot of jokes, but I really feel for the guy.

A reference to his song “Sensible Shoes”? Probably not, but it’s still a great song.

Eminem looks like Gerard Butler playing the “makin’ copies” guy from SNL.

Cock joke!

We should praise these wild boars for their initiative. They’re only getting a head start on the post-apocalypse. 

Fun thing to do: Zoom in to the northwest portion of Alameda Island in Google Earth, and move the time slider to around 2002 and see what it looked like around the time of filming. Then you can click forward in time and see it slowly erased.

Are people really that stupid?