And using The Love Boat font, no less.

George C. Scott’s expression at the end of Anatomy of a Murder is one of the best moments of cinema. You know it’s coming and it’s sooooo good.

At least this isn’t a slide show.

Update: seven months later. Still the same.

She was cleared of all charges.

Michael Rooker deserves better. And I’m not quite sure who Michael Rooker is.

If you need to remove soap residue or scale from marble, get MB-3 Soap and Mineral Deposit Remover from MB Stone Professionals. This stuff is great. I just removed ten years of scaling from our shower walls and it looks brand new.

I’m sorry you didn’t like your free content. You should ask for a refund.

Here I am, from the FUTURE.

Now he should apologize to everyone else.

I don’t know if shoving a lollipop up my ass works, but I keep an open mind.

Is it too much to expect the cops check if the car was in gear while they were setting up their shield and waiting for backup? Probably.

Better than the Marilyn Manson version.

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Reposted on Youtube. Watch it while you can:

We have a pattern here in the desert. If we get an abnormally large amount of rain, then a year later we have a lot more rodents scurrying around. Then a year after that we have more snakes. We also get more owls and kestrels, so it’s not all bad.

I knew a couple who wanted to name their kid Sevin. Sevin is the brand name of a popular insecticide.

Thirty years old and he’s still a baby.

Any excuse to post this cool video:

Here’s my pitch: It’s just like the original Office, except every character is played by a braying donkey.