Michael Rooker deserves better. And I’m not quite sure who Michael Rooker is.

If you need to remove soap residue or scale from marble, get MB-3 Soap and Mineral Deposit Remover from MB Stone Professionals. This stuff is great. I just removed ten years of scaling from our shower walls and it looks brand new.

I’m sorry you didn’t like your free content. You should ask for a refund.

Here I am, from the FUTURE.

Now he should apologize to everyone else.

I don’t know if shoving a lollipop up my ass works, but I keep an open mind.

Is it too much to expect the cops check if the car was in gear while they were setting up their shield and waiting for backup? Probably.

Better than the Marilyn Manson version.

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Reposted on Youtube. Watch it while you can:

We have a pattern here in the desert. If we get an abnormally large amount of rain, then a year later we have a lot more rodents scurrying around. Then a year after that we have more snakes. We also get more owls and kestrels, so it’s not all bad.

I knew a couple who wanted to name their kid Sevin. Sevin is the brand name of a popular insecticide.

Thirty years old and he’s still a baby.

Any excuse to post this cool video:

Here’s my pitch: It’s just like the original Office, except every character is played by a braying donkey.

This video is dedicated to the guy above who complained that Jet Black was Black — the incredible “Stay Down” sketch from Kids in the Hall:

Wouldn’t it be easy to prevent these raids? For example, I’m sure Twitch can tell when a lot of accounts tune into a channel all at once. When this happens, Twitch automatically adds a delay so that none of these new accounts can comment for five minutes or so. If these hate raiders are patient enough to wait the five…

I found that if you go into your browser and delete all the twitter cookies, it will stop requiring you to log in. 

If the Inventory staff is going to ask a question like this, someone should at least come back and ungray a few comments.

If the Inventory staff is going to ask a question like this, someone should at least come back and ungray a few…

If evidence comes out that he always intended to take the job and the guest host auditions were always a scam, I can see him resigning as producer as well.