Well if she didn’t want this to happen then she shouldn’t have been an innocent victim of Italian police incompetence and corruption, and she shouldn’t have been existing in a world where the international press demonizes women to sell papers.

As a former high school teacher and college instructor, I just want to say Fuck Pearson.

If you are already around Wailua Falls on Kauai, buy some local BBQ pork and eat lunch at the Keahua Arboretum. It’s just a really pretty and peaceful place with very few people. Check it out on streetview.

Somehow, this is the grossest thing about the movie.

SPOILERS!

A truly beautiful car. A friend in Louisiana had a ‘71 boattail in dark green, and it looked like a sexy swamp monster.

Don’t forget The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989). It’s the only movie I’ve attended where people left halfway through. Helen Mirren!

I’ve always enjoyed this livecam from a relatively empty corner of Venice. The Grand Canal is in the background. Mute the annoying classical music.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! Damn minifigures!

I knew it! Vince McMahon was the victim all along! It’s always the rich white man.

That’s a special kind of self-torture: having ADHD and being a perfectionist. (I’ve been there.) You’ve got to let one of those go, and the ADHD isn’t going anywhere.

Weren’t the Space Ba’Dass from the Pertwee era?

You’re really dedicated to this shtick.

This is an acceptable resolution.

Just want to remind everyone that a fun timewaster is to visit Flightradar24.com, zoom in on LA, and click on any of the helicopters to see their flightpaths. Most are cops, and their flightpaths can be pretty cool looking. Currently, there’s one that has circled Glendale about twenty times.

Thelonius Monk’s middle name was “Sphere”. That’s just so cool.

Thank you for no spiders. That scorpion was pushing it though.

Alternatively, you can wear a manic exaggerated grimace every time. It won’t take long before no one wants to take a pic of you. Problem solved.

The new fashion trend: Random lacerations all over your body!

Then I would like to remind China that it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.