Alternatively, you can wear a manic exaggerated grimace every time. It won’t take long before no one wants to take a pic of you. Problem solved.

The new fashion trend: Random lacerations all over your body!

Don’t underestimate the abilities of a sociopath. Ignoring basic human decency and morals can free up a lot of time.

Sorry. I am currently pirating Space Jam to even things out. My bad.

No offense Milo, but I’d rather get another Photoshop contest.

Thank you for the article! For some reason (probably climate change) we’ve been seeing flying ants around here for the first time ever. As a former resident of New Orleans, I quickly panicked and assumed they were termites spawning from my walls. But they are black, so it’s okay.

I don’t listen to Weezer, and I don’t much care what Weezer chooses to do in the future, but boy-oh-boy do I love watching people complain about Weezer! I don’t know why it’s fun, but it is.

Tesla stans normally have to do logical contortions to defend Musk, but I really love how creative they become when they have to defend the Cybertruck. It’s like Musk is trolling his own defenders by creating a truck that’s so indefensible. 

I love lifehacker, but these monthly “See the (random word) Moon” articles are a bit silly.

You’re right. Cops are the real victims here.

Cops think they are the heroes in their own fucking movies. Car chases. Shootin’ the “bad guys”. They need to live in reality like the rest of us.

Lighten up. It’s fun.

There are a lot of parallels between this and the Branson vs Bezos article.

Thanks!

There’s still one more issue that hasn’t been addressed: Why would a grown man go by the name of “Jamie”? Seriously, that’s a little creepy all by itself.

I bet his eyesight mysteriously gets better now.

*Too (argh!)

After screenshotting the ridiculous amount, the couple informed their bank, which then took another four days to rectify the error...

I don’t know if batshit crazy anime sci-fi counts, but one of the best racing movies is Redline (2009):

I would have bought this faucet for it if I had enough space overhead (and if it didn’t scare me a little):