I still can’t get over a 68-year-old man calling himself “Jamie”.

I kind of see Texas as Lawful Stupid and Florida as Chaotic Stupid. Texas makes the stupidity institutional, and Florida acts like a bunch of clowns in a tiny burning car.

When you hear the words “repeatedly doubling down on the practice despite scientific evidence”, you just know they are talking about Texas.

Here’s Gaetz surrounded by women too old for him:

Still crushing on Musetta Vander:

So many crosses! They must be nice Christian folk who live there.

We got married during the pandemic and it cost us $30. Marriage license was $25 and we splurged and bought two notarized copies of the marriage certificate.

Republicans always have to be discriminating against someone.

Thank you for your service, Grammar Man.

Dear Lord, you responded exactly nine months later. That’s got to be a record.

...and will explore “the timely issues of identity, community, historical authorship and patriotism, told from the point of view of Jess Morales, a twenty-year-old DREAMer who, with her diverse group of friends, sets off on the adventure of a lifetime to uncover her mysterious family history and recover lost treasure.”

Good.

That’s a shame. I was really looking forward to him stopping the action dead by popping up and singing some irrelevant song.

I want the Sivana multiverse to come up in a future Shazam movie.

The first time I heard the song I thought it was about butt stuff. There’s not a lot of things it could be.

Well said. I don’t understand the anti-Fisher bias (especially on the AVClub). Anyone with any empathy and compassion understands he’s in a no-win situation, and we should all commend him for his courage in speaking up.

Oh NO! Popeye’s gone fascist!

He was surprisingly sweet in Casual Sex? back in the 80s.

Specifically, Pink Martini’s version:

Somehow I don’t think this would have happened at our cramped little Walgreens.