Specifically, Pink Martini’s version:

Somehow I don’t think this would have happened at our cramped little Walgreens.

All those states are interchangeable. Despite some city names, I can’t name a damn thing that’s different between those states.

He skipped the Mexican monkey part. That’s my favorite part.

In Santa Fe, we generally have good street names, including lots of nice Spanish names. And then we have Bob Street.

Morgan Fairchild still looks great!

Wasn’t the first time.

I hear Ben Shapiro is the guy to contact when this happens. Maybe Piers can costar in that movie with Gina Carano.

This is heartbreaking! I love this show!

This is an absolute genius place to put a ping pong table:

Gas fireplace? Rock ‘n’ Roll gas fireplace?

When the machines gain sentience and choose whether or not to exterminate all humans, the whole anti-vax thing will not work in our favor.

Why do you have a problem with it?

Oh God let it be over already!

That’s a really big toilet.

Strange observation:

It looks amazingly practical. Low to the ground, easy to walk around in... I wouldn’t mind having one myself.

But he can be fired by the three people Biden just installed on the USPS Board of Governors. Fingers crossed!

Is Ratner a creep? Girl, you know this is correct.

Marvel declared bankruptcy in 1996 and for a minute it was facing an incredibly uncertain future.