When talking directly to an individual, you say “you are”, not “you is”. Using “are” for a single person is already common usage.

There’s a whole damn wiki on this stuff:

Sir, you have just guaranteed that I will be coming back to Jalopnik for months (years?) to see how this turns out.

This is good marketing. A lot of people who were going to ignore this will now hate-watch it.

Don’t forget all that coke he did with Al Haig.

This is a good one, but the best of all time is still the Britney Spears/Eminem mashup Oops Slim Shady Did It Again:

Hadouken!

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island was good, although I’m not sure the characters could sustain their own television series.

A tight pencil grip might be a sign of dyslexia. Here’s a quote from a dyslexia website:

Mid-Century Modern Porn!! Inject it right into my veins please!

I’ve owned several Black & Decker power tools over the years, and they have always been underpowered — both cordless and corded alike. If you don’t want to be disappointed try another brand. I’ve had great luck with DeWalt and Rigid.

I’ve owned several Black & Decker power tools over the years, and they have always been underpowered — both cordless…

Just going by that trailer, Zack Snyder’s Justice League might not be a great movie but it would be an awesome PowerPoint presentation.

“Do you like Nurburging?”

She may have survived the pandemic but her eyes are already dead.

...then a bunch of people who have only heard of them tangentially hear them for the fist time, and instead of having the normal reaction of, “Eh, this really isn’t my bag” they try to prove that this Big New Thing being talked about is somehow objectively bad.

If you ignore the Pesci stuff and the massive square footage, it looks like the Panama City Beach condo of my divorced aunt circa 1985. 

When you are eating salted pistachios, and you encounter one with an unsplit shell, do you spend the effort to find a tool and break it open knowing that it won’t be salty, or do you just chuck it in with the shells and waste food?

Is it about a supervolcano boiling alive stoic white people? If so, I’m in.

Just a reminder that Highlight Reel still exists on YouTube and it seems better than ever!

I tried the website, and a track from South Korea included the 100% natural sound of a couple arguing with each other. Soothing.