I have dyslexia, and every time I see the words “Cassian Andor” my brain reads it as “Canadian Asshole”. I think that’s hilarious.

Yep. That’s how I got mine.

Impotence on parade.

I don’t know much about this Jeffree Star but if he got caught out in a Wyoming snowstorm I think he’d be easy to find.

Can you name some stuff that a truck can do that the Cybertruck can’t?

Back in the day I was fixing up my ‘69 GTO. When I bought it had a ‘68 valance with ‘68 turn signals. I replaced it all, but I couldn’t find ‘69 lenses and bezels for the new lights. I couldn’t drive it legally until I found some.

“Max Verstappen” seems like a fun name to have.

And will it still be purple?

We just got one free because of some other deal, and it works great.

“I’m not in any position to tell anyone how my behavior made them feel. “I have no excuses for my alcoholism or aggression, only rationalizations. I have been abusive to myself and everyone around me for years. I have a history of hurting the people closest to me. I’m ashamed of that history and am sorry to those I…

I’d like to see Thor versus The Jazz Butcher. I kind of liked them way back when.

I would like these to be reversed please. I want John Mulaney to play Darth Vader and Hayden Christensen to voice Chip or Dale.

If you are on a PC, resize the window so that it is narrower than tall, then refresh. Now you can scroll through all the entries. It’s still not great, but it is less awful.

We have a local butcher-centered grocery store that seems to carry a little bit of everything. It sells packages of duck skin! We pan fry it and add it to stir-fry, and of course we save the grease for future cooking. It’s great! A little bit of duck grease goes a long way.

We have a local butcher-centered grocery store that seems to carry a little bit of everything. It sells packages of duck skin! We pan fry it and add it to stir-fry, and of course we save the grease for future cooking. It’s great! A little bit of duck grease goes a long way.

He stands like a department store mannequin that’s about to tip over.

Confusion, disorganization, and handwringing reign as aides and associates attempt a dangerous balancing act: Offer reverence to the senator while acknowledging that she is, perhaps, no longer fit to serve.

It looks like a Mentos commercial in shoe form.

It looks like a Mentos commercial in shoe form.

Lou Dobbs looks like he’s gonna spit out his dentures. But his hair looks great and totally natural.

This song is on my “slowing down my brain so I can sleep” playlist.