At least you didn’t have a mouse nest in yours. 

Six words. You forgot the “woohoo”.

Trump didn’t have any problems talking to Playboy.

Dear God the theme song immediately started playing in my head...

That house is baffling. It looks like someone dropped a shipping container on a church.

That house is baffling. It looks like someone dropped a shipping container on a church.

I read all the book excerpts in Griffin Newman’s voice for some reason. I apologize to Griffin Newman.

Cranberry sauce would add some sweetness to it, and that might be a good addition. Or it might dominate all the other flavors.

No, the Daleks are the drunk woman with the airhorn. It also explains why they have a hard time with steps.

I welcome this first step towards our inevitable Mad Max future.

Considering all the “of the Daleks” titles they’ve had through the decades, I’m surprised they haven’t used “Revolution” before.

Also, I have never seen a pallet that wouldn’t have required extensive sanding and treatment to be fit for indoor use. If someone really wants that pallet aesthetic, it might be safer to build it from scratch.

Nobody will see my genius, because I am forever consigned to the grays, but here we go:

I am no cook, but I am a former juvenile delinquent. In my experience, the proper thing to do with excess gourds is to throw them off a roof or out a high window. They smash real good.

Tried it. If you are the slightest bit prone to motion sickness while playing games, this will trigger it, and quickly. 

The woman was obviously trolling the kid, and the kid trolled her right back. The kid has good instinct.

No offense to Milla Jovovich, but I’d rather play as Tony Jaa.

Sometimes those shithead knowitall freshmen who you try to avoid in the cafeteria actually get their PhDs and tenure.

Too bad he’s a dick. We could use a hero who isn’t a dick these days.