This needed underwater footage of Kevin James sploshing around in the bear suit. That would have given the first half a much needed laugh. Still, it was good despite it being a single-joke mid-90s SNL sketch.

Yep. That thing you just said, I do that.

Ahem...

I was a little kid when I saw that and Vampire Kermit was genuinely upsetting to me.

Daniel Craig looks CGI in that image.

After reading this article, I realize that I had somniphobia when I was younger. It got so bad that I decided to redefine sleep. I convinced myself that IF I am in bed AND I have my eyes closed then THEREFORE I am asleep. It seems silly, but it really helped. I could convince myself that I was getting more sleep, and…

Is it Saturday already?

It’s not made up! It’s not made up.

This is your response to everything!

Redline! Also it’s my favorite anime movie:

I thought it was great too. I hope they make more of them!

I am doing okay now, thanks. At such a young age it was easier to lie about my problems than to try to process it all. We were all there at one time or another.

I hope so. There’s an old performance of “Mickey Mouse” by Sparks that occasionally that makes its way to the front of my brain. It is subtly nightmarish. I want to see it in HD.

Wildest lie? In my childhood, people would ask me “Are you doing okay?”, and I would answer “Yes”.

I’m tired of the Bronco already. 

The part at 3:00 must be him as a kid. Same eyebrows and eyes, and it’s got VCR tracking lines.

Especially award-winning Asian women, eh? Reply guys gotta be reply guys.

Parents might not even know what’s happening in their kid’s school! My son is doing his student teaching in Texas right now. (I can’t succinctly describe the awful anxiety that last sentence instills in me, especially the Texas part.) The teachers at his school are not officially notified if a student OR teacher has…

Look, I think a lot of people mistake what a director does...including Wang.

Here’s one in Japan. This is such a relaxing video BTW.