My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

Smile! Because baby/honey/gurrrl, you're too pretty to look sad, and you should focus on whether or not your face is pleasing to men.

But don't smile too much, or we'll have to kill you.

Now why does this premise sound SO familiar.....

I know this is more me being sleep-deprived than anything, but for a second there I thought Spock was Zoolander and was trying really hard to place Kirk in that movie.

Oh, Usher said it was ok? Well then, problem resolved!

How I feel when Justin Bieber does things:

Is it that weird though? To make vacation plans based on a fictional film? I mean, growing up, I really loved the Princess Bride. So is it then "crazy" if I spend all of my vacations travelling to New York City so I can stalk Mandy Patinkin?

Sorry I didn't mean to be dismissive about the very important issue of Space Feminism. I need to check my planet Earth privilege, clearly.

Oh, PLEASE. Like we can't do BOTH. IT'S CALLED STAR TREK: VOYAGER and also the FUTURE. SPACE FEMINISM, LADIES, FEMINISM IN SPACE. WOMEN GET TO WEAR SHINY SILVER JUMPSUITS ALL DAY WHILE DRIVING SPACESHIPS AND AIN'T NOTHING ANY MAN OR MALE ALIEN CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET WITH IT, LANA.

Why did he stop acting? I really liked him in American Psycho

The logical conclusion of a society that devalues women, while prohibiting abortion and contraceptives. And to think this is what conservatives in this country want.

He's not the hero Westeros wants, but the hero Westeros the world needs.

It really is a tragedy- fate favors the exalted, but even heroes die. To be fair, however, the Oberyn of the books was a morally questionable character who had a dubious past and a sadistic streak that rivaled some of the more "evil" characters of the saga, which kinda kept the reader from being as attached to…

Another hot tip for bigger boobs - get pregnant! I'm currently 7 months and jumped from a 30E to a 34G!

You shut your whore mouth! I love Italian bread simply because the crust is rather hard but it's so soft inside!! Plus... Oil, basil and fresh mozzarella.

People Exaggerating the Terribleness of Autism.

I'm opening an artisanal Kool-aid stand! :D

YES FINALLY I have found my milieu! This is something at which even I can be an artiste! Afk opening toast cafe.