True story: I worked at a pub where the owner came up with the idea to build a hamster race track. In the pub. Seriously. His idea would be that parents and children would come in with the hamster balls, set them on the track, and say (his words, not mine):
"GO, FUCKER!"
Sadly, this did not come to fruition.

For the first one I'd make an anonymous donation to a charity in honor of the baby. They won't specify the amount and you can give her the little announcement/card they include. She'll look like a jerk if she says anything and you can make lemonade out of lemons. It's basically following the rules since you gave a…

They should amend the rules to include badges/marks of honor and accomplishment. That would allow things like Kaden Tiger's feather but wouldn't be overly specific so as to exclude anyone else based on their background.

This doesn't sound any different than wearing an honor cord — an outstanding citizenship in the Seminole Nation "cord" — a meaningful symbol representative of what he has accomplished (academically, athletically, socially, culturally, etc) throughout his high school years.

Potato skin binge all weekend. For feminism....yeah feminism. It'll be a sacrifice that I'm willing to make.

Let's be real here... Fllickr is probably going to be a stripper's name in 2027.

Really? It screams Leif to me.

Sometimes I feel like all the "Who cares about these celebs?!" or "Why are we talking about this when [insert important political event] is going on?!?!11" comments should be immediately redacted. Why does Jezebel have to be a feminist C-Span? It clearly states that it is partly a celebrity/gossip site. I give these…

We love ours and the fun associated. I think society conditions you to worship a certain lifestyle as the best, and parenting goes against that.

In my old lady fantasy it's grad students who visit me at the home, and we have sex (not always but sometimes) because somehow I become totally note worthy. Now, chances of that happening are well, umm not likely, but it's fantasy, so I can be a dragon too!

Hugs! Also, three kids and a career? Give yourself some credit - that shit is *hard*.

I suspect it would have been much more loving. It's the spoiled spring effect - the more you have to pretend your child is the best thing ever, the more you internalize your criticism. If you push your kids to do the best they can, and not rewarding their every move, the more reason you have to be proud of their…

It is. It's Derek. God, I sorta hate myself for knowing that...

Really, it's a lose/lose with those two.

Funny, I just went from liking Rihanna to loving her!

Also, the advice about getting the kid transferred out of your class. Do that immediately. Five minutes ago. In-fucking-sist upon it. But understand that Mommy will bitch and moan about it — that it's hard for the kid to change horses mid-ride or some similar shit— because of course she will.

I once got into an argument with someone because I said that blind gossip items aren't necessarily a reliable source of information. This person then insisted that the BI in question had to be true because if it was fake, the celebrity would sue. They genuinely believed that anything there wasn't a lawsuit over had to…

Sigh. And yet my husband has been trying for two years to get a job in education.

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.