especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?
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Ancient astronaut theorists agree! (my husband watches this crap all the time... it's like the WWE of science)
Never attribute to malice—or conspiracy—that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
The only solution is a return to school uniforms. Sexy, sexy school uniforms.
NEOPETS bless you, let's all go play Meerca Chase, then stake out the Money Tree.
READ THE BOOKS INSTEAD. Seriously, the show is fun, but the books are incredible.
I love that Katy Perry didn't used to call herself a feminist because she didn't understand what it meant and now she calls herself a feminist and still doesn't know what it means.
Exactly. Shaken Baby Syndrome is a horrible, horrible thing; however, I get how it could happen, especially in the days before it was something that parents were rigorously educated about. I'm not saying it's excusable, and I'm certainly not promoting it as an effective parenting tool; I'm just saying that I can get…
"How much do I beat up on myself about the fact that he's my son? A lot," he added. Lanza's even at a place right now where he wishes Adam hadn't been born.
I just thought that it was a testament to how prolific and varied a career he had - that you could connect anyone to him. I don't see the insult either.
MY VERY FIRST THOUGHT!!
It's been a bit since I've been to church but Proverbs 31 seems to promote working women and warn against drunken men... Ahem, David.
The diaper aesthetic logo seems appropriate, since their food tastes like shit.
Who even says they had to store it? At minimum, let her pump and dump since not allowing her to pump at all greatly inhibits her chances to breastfeed after she gets out.
Not to mention the awful blush color and placement. Here's my advice for her: If you've struggled with eyebrow shaping and makeup application for most of your life, then maybe professional intervention is a good idea for you. Jesus Christ, lady, you're supposed to put it on the apples, not smear it across your face!
Dear Susan,
You're a relic of a bygone age dishing out advice to a generation you don't know or understand. Your book is an attempt to justify your life choices, even though your marriage didn't work out. (Shockingly.)
Every single thing that went wrong tonight was because of Travolta's absurd and hideous toupee.
You know what this moment proves? That the people who write rom-com heroines that always trip/fall over at the worst possible moment had forseen the arrival of Jennifer Lawrence's career.