WHAT IS THIS, A SCHOOL FOR ANTS??????

"No one's going to bring up her mom's sex life."

Wow. Didn't think anything could make me feel bad for her, but her mom just did. What a piece of work. That poor girl.

So...

Oh whoa it was two genres of my childhood having a weird fit. First Korn is STILL making music? Is it officially Old Metal now or is it still "Nu"? Shudder.

I remember waiting for the new NIN album, and thinking that Trent Reznor's long period of writer's block might actually be a blessing in disguise.

Absolutely. Yet there is no convincing my parents that it is not the same fart and dick joke show that taught me swears are fun. Le sigh.

The best part is when Vanna sadly turns around the "A".

PLEASE, I beg of you all - do not use natural ingredients to scrub your face!

Can't promoters even iron their sponsor backdrops anymore?

I have to confess, I expected to read about some MRA troll dude. This guy sounds like he might suffer from some sort of legit social anxiety issues. That being said, usually you can drop classes without repercussion the first two or three weeks of a semester. That might have been the prudent thing to do.

Justin can't cheat on Selena with Miley...because they are the same person.

For their part, PETA is saying that they intended the pamphlet, entitled "A Cow's Life" to be filled with cartoon images instead, but that volunteers mixed them up.

Everyone should apologize to and try to make amends with people they weren't nice to in HS; you just never know how glad you'll be that you called that guy (or girl).

My match-minded aunties regularly inform cousins reticent to be matched up with another Brown person that, "White people are for fun, Brown people are for settling."

Her?