Not many Hollywood deaths sadden me; this does. Always loved his work. He'll always be Philip the nurse to me.

I would sign a petition to shut down change.org in aheart beat..

Introduce the Bolivian tree lizard. Let them eat all the swans and after you're overrun with lizards, bring in the Chinese needle snakes. After snakes, bring in some snake-eating gorillas. Then wait for the winter and let the gorillas freeze to death. Circle of life. Seems like the kind of plan I would use.

I was under the impression that he came from a long line of cartoon villains.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Miley has a point!

Not a princess, and not particularly plus size, but Nani showed a nice body diversity. And she's beautiful!

But there were some great lines:

Kim, you do not need anyone to walk you down the aisle. This is your third time, you know the way.

All I see when Madonna does shit like this is:

Pete Seeger, an exemplary positive force, has died. And you place that tidbit buried within lines discussing celebrity gossip, dedicating more writing effort to Sienna Miller's and Hugh Grant's sexcapades. Why not write more about Pete Seeger, and invite discussion about his legacy? Is it because it's boring and not…

"To everything there is a season (turn turn turn),

I don't know about you, but if I became pregnant and was happy about it and then someone forcibly terminated my pregnancy against my will, my feathers would be pretty f****** fluffed.

whatever you guys, venison is delicious and so much healthier than any red meat you'd buy in the store. I'll stick to getting mine from my uncle though.

I hear the crops have had a bad year. Looks like it's time for another celebrity sacrifice. Bieber, you better watch out.

I watched the 1980s version about 20 times growing up. I was about 10 and we had it on video cassette. I think I must not have understood it. I got that the Grandma was evil. I got that Kristy Swanson was beautiful and that probably is what got me to watch it so many times.

HOLY CRAP! I just realized that the…

This is kind of weird but I'll share it anyway. I've always been very open about my body and never really tried to hide it. Some people think that I might be a little too open about it but whatever, it's my body. Well, one time a website offered five figures for unaltered pictures of my body and then they made a post…

This woman is nominated for several Grammys and Janelle Monae is not.

"Is that Homer Simpson? UGH. It looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State."