I'm not anti-gay, but I don't think they should get married.

I feel that with slight modifications to the story they could have still pulled off an excellent homage to kung-fu without resorting to yellowface.
They could have sent Marshal on a quest to Canada to find Robin's speed master, back to NYC for Lilly's strength (no reason the slapping tree couldn't have been in central…

I was at Target the other day and they have an entire rack of them in the girls' section. I stood in front of them for an irrationally long time trying to figure out if I knew any little girls in the puppy purse demographic, or how else I could justify buying one.

Excellent. I, for one, look forward to seeing if this effect generalises to other social ills. I suggest the following titles:

Oh, Shia.

My thought was, "I didn't sleep that long! How did all this news happen?" And also clicked. Now, I'm feeling a little stupid and in need of .more coffee

Hopefully their new look will be more Edgar Rice Burroughs cover and less Johnny Cash/June Carter impersonation.

Hans Landa. Either a prequel before his time as a Nazi Jew hunter, or afterwards.

Hans Landa. It would be absolutely epic.

Excalibur Prequel.

Remember when white people thought big butts were "ghetto' and "disgusting" because of its proximity to black and latino women?

Now a skinny white girl having a round, fake looking ass stirs up awe and admiration in people? Beyond annoying.

'DO NOT LET HIM SEGWAY BACK INTO YOUR HEART, SELENA.' Best quote so far in 2014.

I know I am not a good person, but going on nothing but the headline and this woman's glasses, I have judged her and it is not good.

I do not accept the fact that her name is Beautiful Existence? REALLY?!

That baby is thinking, "Bummer there's not a vaccine against stupid."

She just didn't want something in the house more alive than she is.