But...how will they know?

Being Black and from Ohio, I can co-sign this statement. I'd like to add this, too: large portions of the Buckeye State are Appalachian in nature, and the only things that separate those places from West Virginia and Kentucky are arbitrary borders. The deep seated, although not always malicious in intent, racism is…

So, wait, they would have wanted my past self to be mocked by not only the girls in gym class, but also the boys? Oh HALE no.

The only good thing about all of this Duck Dynasty stuff is maybe they'll bring back HOARDERS. Holy shit, I love hoarding shows....why I don't know.

So to recap:

It looks like paint by numbers.

Dihydrogen monoxide is no joke. I knew a professor in my department who worked with it for *years* in his lab, and then once he retired, he just passed away quickly. And it was later found out that there were large amount of dihydrogen monoxide in his body at the time of his death.

Jeeze and I thought I was a terrible parent for letting my daughter eat Ritz crackers for breakfast while watching My Little Pony everyday for a week.

I personally loved Jessica Williams calling out the "unique" spelling of Megyn Kelly's first name. Williams is an absolute treasure.

I like bad reality TV too, but the Teen Moms tend to irritate me so much that I'm not sure if it's worth watching. I mean, who am I kidding, I'll probably watch, but I almost wish they'd save me from myself and not film it. Chelsea's dumbassery alone is enough to give me an aneurysm.

Each Teen Mom series is a different set of girls: Teen Mom, Teen Mom 2, and Teen Mom 3

Wow that is lazy and confusing. Can't they just call it Janelle's Semi-Scripted Life?

Taye and Idina.

More like Lana Del Boca Vista

The description of this video sounds like something out of a Francesca Lia Block novel.

See, this is why I think Burt should take over Jezebel. She's not an a-hole! EGR needs to be fired, but I seriously doubt that will happen. So disgusting.

You got it wrong.

"start celebrating people who are a result of hard work, dedication and discipline."

Fitness Mom's inability to distinguish "affect" from "effect" shows a lack of discipline, motivation and—let's say it—intelligence. By writing "no one should be ashamed of who they are," she clearly demonstrates her ignorance of singular and plural pronouns. Also, she omits the comma after the dependent clause "When…