Vinny?

Are frat bros who dress up as patriarchal imperialists who think they know what's best for everyone really even wearing costumes?

It was 1234, but dude is dastardly smart.

You know when Worf is facepalming, some asshole done fucked up.

Let's get this GIF party started!

Aw, I think it's kind of sad that Paltrow's kids want a Rainbow Loom. Every kid I know already has one. I bet they beg her for them all the time and she's just like "Oh Moses, honestly! That's so cheap....and common! Are you going to try to sell them to the neighbors? They might think we actually need the money! And…

One of the multitude of reasons to take your birth control pills religiously.

"Translation: mothers are stressed because they feel like they're aren't getting the help they need, whereas fathers are stressed because they feel like they aren't getting the blow jobs they need."

"If you have not found at least one feminist who says shit that appalls the living shit out of you, you haven't read enough of them."

...or maybe they just don't consider themselves feminists? Like it or not, contemporary Western feminism is associated in popular parlance with a specific brand of identity politics - one which many people, including many strong independent women, may find problematic or irrelevant to their circumstances.

Actually she had a miscarriage. The child was never alive but they named her (Jubilee) had a funeral, took pictures etc. The fetuses hand was like the size of my thumbnail. The next baby, Josie, was born very early and had complications but she is alive. I don't think Michelle is currently preggo. She's just hoping…

There are also new ghosts, who are super awkward and don't know what they are doing. They make you want to say, "oh silly ghost, that bed sheet doesn't scare me". They are like the Kristen Stewart of haunting.

Residual haunting, you say?

My best last minute costume was Frida Kahlo. I drew on the uni-brow, and ran a mascara wand over the (extremely dainty and feminine) hairs of my upper lip. The party I went to happened to be largely attended by lesbians, and so I was the belle of the ball.
(EDIT: Largely attended by lesbians who love Frida Kahlo)

Make my own!?!? Who do you think I am—Julia Child?

Could have been worse. This is how they usually solve disagreements in Fargo:

Psst, hey fat kids: you didn't hear it from me, but I hear shaving cream sprayed on car paint can really leave a permanent message, if you know what I mean. Also, did you know your local butcher will sell you all sorts of delightful organ meats in bulk? Maybe you have a local neighbor you'd like to share this fun…

White hipsters are not naming their children Django. Most of the boy's names are dog names and the girls names are just ones you find in any random Nursing Home. I'm just done with all y'all, call me when Wendy Davis does something cool.

This. In a nutshell. A nutshell I MADE MYSELF.