This reminds me about how I was watching a makeover show a few nights ago, and the makeup artist wanted to give her client a "natural, minimalist" look. She applied primer, concealer, foundation, highlighter, bronzer, mascara, eyeshadow, liner, brow pencil, and assorted other things. I think my husband counted 15…
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I have always wanted to go to Africa (to teach English)
Kind of lame to diss bookstores considering that y'all have a book coing out soon.
Hey Dude mention, represent!!!!
I absolutely fucking lost it at "hey dude spoilers". Sometimes, Lindy, I think we might be the same person.
Wow. I always figured the last unicorn would be way prettier. This one actually belongs in Mommy Fortuna's menagerie.
I'm a decent human being with regard for others and awareness that my actions can affect those around me, either positively or negatively.
YES. All of this yes.
My excuse? I'm lazy.
Ah, life lessons the Bluth way.
As someone who has always been skinny, trust me, you'll just find something else to focus on during self-loathing days.
Please understand I am saying this without a shred of sarcasm: It gives me such joy to start a Wednesday morning with news of my evil overlord Martha throwing shade at GOOP. Never change, Martha!
Elizabeth Smart also came away from her experience without any children. I think Jaycee Duggard's desire to protect her daughters has factored a lot into her decision to remain a private person. I read Duggard's memoir, and even there she says very little about the two girls (which I think is a wise decision).
This is how I imagine the Jonas Brothers' rift about the direction of their music:
...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.
Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:
Found her!