call me a highlight truther all you want but that’s fucking travelling.

Behold, the two softest rich people that currently exist.

“Orange is the new black”

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

Oh, get fucked. It’s not enough that people who have profound actual disagreements with Clinton’s program have agreed to suck it up and vote for her? You need them to feel great about it, too? “The bare minimum” any voter can do to prevent Donald Trump’s sexism and racism from coming into power is to vote for Donald…

PIX11: “ When police from the 112 precinct arrived, they put both the suspect and Morancy in handcuffs until, Morancy says, they figured out who was the perp and who was the hero.” Really, Rachel, this is standard procedure. How are the cops supposed to know what is what right away? They sorted it out, arrested…

And their spouses.

They aren’t even going to measure for the first?

That’s a happy little interception!

The journals sports section once again showing how it’s the best part of the paper.

You are the first person I have ever heard consider the same election year as two different elections.

Linking arms is meaningless but kneeling is deeply meaningful?

It wouldn’t be hard to insert a rule (like the NFL needs MORE rules) just the way you put it, that personal fouls are only offset by another personal foul. In other words, personal fouls take precedence over, and even invalidate, other penalties. If the team that was fouled accepts the personal foul, any lesser…

The NFL: Where failing to throw the ball past the line of scrimmage offsets the penalty for someone drilling you in the head.

I like how intentional grounding just cancels out a helmet to helmet tackle.

The Browns and Chiefs need to do a Freaky Friday-esque swap, where one team learns the value of not taking a QB in the first round every other year and one learns to maybe once in a while draft and develop a QB on their own.

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

Oh yeah, he’s getting a big time pass for this one. No one is mentioning how douchey he is; no one is saying it’s an embarrassment; and no one is writing negative articles about it. There was even a supportive hashtag for him that was trending for hours called #LOVE4GabbyUSA

I disagree sharply. I think this culture that fosters and even encourages sloth and fatness is toxic, literally, and is killing our people, again literally. If more people pursued the “vain” pursuits of fitness and a normal body fat then we as a society would be far healthier, not to mention much more pleasant to look…