And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

I honestly think this is the single worst comment in the history of Deadspin.

Sort of makes you ask yourself what that kind of stat is actually good for?

I’ve been dying of laughter at this, and it forced me to figure out why. I call it “The Gradient Scale of Doofusness.” If you read his face from left to right, it starts out at extreme doofusness and transitions pretty cleanly into just a pretty boring looking dude. Now, if we isolate the less-doofus-esque right side…

Play the Oscar Pistorious drinking game: every time your loved one goes to the bathroom, take 4 shots.

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

His dedication to the role is impressive. I don’t think I could have kept it up for more than 3 posts.

I think that you are more highly skilled than most give credit for, and I realized my mistake shortly after commenting.

This is the best bad comment I’ve ever seen on Kinja, and I just saw some idiot post that Hillary Clinton is already the most accomplished president ever.

$1500 a month will buy you a pretty damn nice house in the Midwest. Trust me, all the shit you would be “missing” by moving from the coasts to the Midwest just aren’t worth it, and you really won’t be missing any of it after a short while.

You mean get really close to scoring then blow his load and shit the bed simultaneously?

Totally, dude

... I had majored in Ancient History.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

Jesus, you’re still here?

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

How about: “D IN Mi A55 3x”

Dellavedova’s 2015-16 stats: 24 MPG, 41% FG, 41% 3P, 86% FT, 7.5 PPG, 4.4 APG
Iguodala’s 2015-16 stats: 27 MPG, 47% FG, 35% 3P, 61% FT, 7.0 PPG, 3.4 APG

I watched the video and did not see a devestating series of backhanded compliments. I would like my admission refunded, please.