NO! Nothing in this world is as bad a fucking “Calliou.” I will watch endless hours of “Daniel Tiger” before I even fathom watching “Calliou.” It’s a little known fact that “Calliou” is used in secret CIA prisons as an interrogation method so cruel that the Hague has come knocking.

Of all the takes, this take is the most predictable of Gawker takes.

$5 says any of the ladies on the Jez staff can punt farther than Magary.

People have been writing and say shit about the generations that follow them for generations. When are the fucking millenials going to stop crying about it? Or are they going to wait for their helicopter parents to make everyone stop making fun of them?

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

“Alcohol just miraculously makes everything better?”

Suspending his license is painfully counter-productive, I agree. Can’t muster up too much outrage for the rest of it.

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

If you’re a huge asshole, then so am I. I was reading all the way through, thinking “Just get a second job at Taco Bell and pay your arrears.”

Yup, raising kids is very expensive and very hard.

Seriously, fuck this dude. I don’t give a fuuuuuccccckkkk how hard it is in your industry. Does that mean your kids won’t need to eat until you get your shit together?

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

Get a real fucking job. Better yet, get two! You have the time because your kids don’t live with you!. You are a grown ass man, and the fact that you call yourself a writer does not excuse you from being responsible for the lives you created.

That was the second-best bank shot of the day, behind only Northern Iowa’s.

> Suppose that Jay-Z and Vanilla Ice are hanging out.

Thanks for this. Now I can pass that kindergarten graduation test that’s been bedeviling me.

Some people are pedants.

That’s incredible. Usually after some premature jocularity it takes me forever to get another shot off.

“I want to hate this.” – Burneko.

Holy shit Draymond got away with some horrendous illegal screens on the last two 3 pointers by Steph