I fully expected every single reply to your comment to be people praising the obvious superior New England bun. I'm devestated.

Not sure what you're looking at, but those are most certainly hot dog buns, ya dummy.

jesus christ, is there anything a new englandler won’t be insufferably provincial about?

Talk about a case of the boy that cried lobo...

This is the single best response in this thread. We all come to Deadspin to smugly talk shit about how everyone else in sports media, sports fandom, etc. is a fucking moron and we’re so much more enlightened, and yet here’s Albert writing a smug piece he filtered through an 1800's thesaurus about how much smarter he…

Deadspin is often this with a little “we weren’t cool in high school and we’re still pissed about it” mixed in

Holy shit. We finally found a football the Panthers can’t drop.

I’m impressed that fans of a team as successful as the Patriots can remain so perpetually butthurt.

If the Black Mamba wants to survive, it must adapt. Simple!

Let’s leave Oxford commas out of this.

You are absolutely right about this. Don’t expect to be able to say it without getting a ton of flack though.

I know the ladies team is more successful than the US men’s team, but is their equivalent league as well watched and televised?

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

And I’m sure the police officers arrived there faster than my beloved Chiefs took their sweet-ass time in the final two minutes.

As I posted above, do not buy this garbage. I tried it once to save money and it’s worthless. I only buy ON now as it’s worth the price.

As I posted above, do not buy this garbage. I tried it once to save money and it’s worthless. I only buy ON now as…

Use bodybuilding.com to compare

Use bodybuilding.com to compare

Pivot tables are useful when it’s not something you’re going to be using long term. I primarily use them when I want to play with a bunch of data I’ve gotten from someone else.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

Dear websites of the world: Quit with the podcasts. No one likes them. You’re not cool.

The thing that enraged me about that play- and seriously, I have no rooting interest in this game- was that the Bengals were flagged for a less egregious hit on a receiver that made a similar turn-up-field motion. I have no fucking clue how you can call one illegal but this one which was MUCH more apparent never got a…