I think there was one intentionally hit batter and that was not on a ball thrown by a Royal.

I make my wife watch a lot of sci-fi and action and offbeat dramas, all things she’s not into but begrudges because it’s on and whatever. So I rented Magic Mike from Netflix for my (now) wife back when it came out, because I rarely get anything like romantic comedies or chick flicks. I thought, as a sort of a joke,…

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Idiots. They could have saved that empty grandstand for the Rams games.

“Whatever” - Miguel Cabrera

Your last name is Horn and this is about horns.

hey asshole, we don’t trade our draft picks willy nilly like that. we choose to keep them and use them on overly shitty busts

Slip Viagra into the coffee. Then when everybody is in the bathroom masturbating, steal things.

*wank motion*

Don’t be the person who sends LinkedIn requests mere hours into the evening after you’ve met people for the first time. That shit is creepy. Knock it off Dahmer.

#whitedunksmatter

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

Well that’s a bad and dumb comment.

C’mon. You want to blame the Orioles for not paying employees of other companies?

I get it sucks for those people, but can you really blame the Orioles for not paying the people that work in the franchises inside the stadium. I think those Subway/Mcdonald’s/whatever employees should get their due, but it should be from their employer, not the third party owner of the building the establishment is…

That is some pretty awful announcing.

So basically... we know it’s harmless and not really endorsing domestic violence at all... but let’s put up this post so we can a) get hits and b) make ourselves feel good by folding our arms about how this is “questionable.”

It’s like the goddamn religious right protesting MTV all over again, only from the other side…

How about we worry about actual domestic violence... as opposed to videos that don’t depict domestic violence but which you could twist in order to get offended? That sound good?

...the option is guaranteed for injury only.