Just curious: is Deadspin saying that Ventura “started” last night’s scuffle because...

Oh my god, the fucking 800. The one year I ran track I had to run this goddamn event. I asked my coach for strategy tips. He said “run the first lap as fast as you can, and hope you finish.” Asshole.

At least this time he didn't suffer a mysterious injury immediately afterwards!

As a lifelong KC fan, we need a little more ‘shut the fuck up’ outta Ventura before he gets one of our guys hurt bad.

Yeah, and the fuck is wrong with banana peppers? That shit is delicious.

Seriously, I feel like everyone has lost their minds.

Two things:

You couldn’t possibly be anymore wrong.

In the video Lawrie says he can’t get into the box without thinking that the pitchers are going to miss high and in. I guess when he’s on first, shorstops can’t turn a double play without thinking Lawrie’s going to stick his spikes a foot up into the air.

What a dick Lawrie is. He’s safe if he goes straight in but instead goes for blood.

Fuck the apology and him pretending it was an accident. He was barely aiming to make contact with the plate. It was so obviously intentional.

That is such a dirty fucking slide. Shit like that should yield a suspension.

Stupidest thing I have read all day. Thanks.

Don't worry, your Mom thinks you're a keeper.

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

If they're gonna be bad, which the Niners will be for at least 3 years or so while they reload, might as well go for pants on head stupid bad.

Yeah, like every opposing wide receiver running a post.

You post a story about Arianny Celeste and you don't post any pictures of Arianny Celeste?

does anyone else think they should have called an offensive foul ?

Great stuff from a great man, but it has fuck-all to do with productivity.