First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

How tall is the kid you adopted?

Wa... why are we mad at her?

barkley makes points counter to my position, therefore he 'doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about'

Just remember not to call them when you actually need them.

It's Pop, you hear me? POP. Soda is for coastal degenerates, and Coke is for Civil War losers.

And people who call it soda are douchebags.

Kindly go fuck yourself.

Cortland Finnegan

Goddamn. This is just the best.

I hope you choke on a dick

Someone needs to teach QBs (and RBs) how not to lead with the helmet.

Oh boo fucking hoo, "My favorite team has lost the most Super Bowls". You'll forgive Lions, Bills, Vikings, Chargers, Browns, Bengals and Chiefs fans for not giving one solitary fuck about your pain.

That was the greatest Super Bowl ever. I mean, that was supposed to be so freaking close. The untoppable force of the Broncos' offense meets the immovable object of Seattle's defense.

Go fuck yourself.

That's my girlfriend you son of a bitch.

That exact play happens once per game in my adult co-ed softball league.

I think Sterling calls this "shopping."

Oh man - what if someone got hurt feelings? Hope they cut the pussy that taped it.

Guacamole and the avocados it comes from are an abomination and shouldn't exist.