Agreed. The tone of this website is truly insufferable. Petty, obvious, bitter, cliché, far from funny and a long way from the nuanced, thoughtful Jezebel of old. I actually feel bad about myself when I come here, and ridiculous condescending, “stories” like this remind me not to give them my clicks.

Aaron called out a fan for making a Muslim slur and bought pizza for all of these people waiting to get his autograph, so I assume his parents must be assholes.

Register a complaint with the House Committee at (202) 225-6371 or committee chairman Lamar Smith at 202-225-4236.

Call the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology at (202) 225-6371.