Someone better than me at finding pictures should post the Bush/Merkle shoulder rub or any of the Joe Biden series.

The people working in immigration seem to be universally overworked and tired, and the related laws seem to change faster than the weather — any small mistake could be drastic and terrifying. (I’m always slightly worried that I missed a form, or a line on a form, and I’m going to be deported in the middle of the night…

I swear it wasn’t that pricey the first time I renewed. Somebody found a nifty way to make being poor illegal.

Discrimination isn’t something one group does to another, it’s something society does to individuals. Just because the oppressed group also participates in the discrimination doesn’t make it better.

My college bent over backward to keep women in the major too. They made it very clear that they were doing everything they could to keep women in the major, because obviously we couldn’t compete on our own merit and needed special treatment. Women get offended so easily that all the explanations and metaphors needed…

“I only intended to horrify those closest to me, not all the people touched by a viral video.”

Wondering if this is one of the parasites that passes to babies from mother? It would make sense for the worm to want as many new hosts as possible.

Don’t think it matters if the audience of the film believes or not. It’s only illegal if she, herself, knows it’s false AND says it with the sole purpose of causing harm to him.

I think there may be a difference between doing an audit of all employees (checking both green cards holders and citizens) and penalizing individual employees for expired green cards (when legal status of expired green card holders is essentially unchanged and one has 180 days to renew).

My green card renewal was last year. It includes a $450 fee, in addition to finger printing and new pictures. I don’t know how an McD’s employee could afford it, which I would be is part of the reason that some were late getting their renewals.

I think it all comes from the theory that women don't understand anything unless it's explained by a man. (My husband just reminded me not to superglue myself to the kitchen table).

U.S. District Judge Tanya Walton Pratt is my new hero. No stupid rape apology, no “undue hardship to good citizen”, or “they were mentally mature” or “asking for it”. Just more time in prison than the plea agreement requires because of “the scope of the criminal behavior”.

I wonder if it will ruin his expert witnessing gig though. All the state needs to do is say, “Are you the psychiatrist that suggested convicted pedophile Jared Fogle had ‘mild pedophilia’?” and the jury starts side-eyeing everthing he says.

I thought mild pedophilia would be an uncomfortable attraction to animated disney characters even after finding out how old their characters were supposed to be.

I don’t feel badly for his kids either, I think they are lucky to get the hell away from a pedophile. I think they are lucky to have a mom who is clear-sighted enough to get out of the relationship without detouring into “I’m sure he didn’t do it, I love him,” etc.

All that crap I’ve had to listen to about how Americans would never vote for a socialist, and it turns out they are ready to vote Fascist at the first opportunity.

Two men enter, one man leaves (to be immediately stoned to death by supporters of the other guy).

Fact checkers don’t point anything out until the day after and by then it’s too late.

It must be so reassuring to be a conspiracy theorist. I mean, that deep, visceral belief that someone out there is organized enough to commit these massive frauds. Someone, somewhere, has a plan and even if they are plotting against us.

I wonder whether that was Kate Winslet’s agent telling her that since she’s a mediocre actor so she better act flexible and compliant or she’ll never work again.