I wish I was rich enough to think that money was vulgar.

They have volunteer parents doing the janitorial work, teachers working for free, and money to take some of the parents out for wild parties. And no one thought this was a problem? This sounds like the beginning of an IRS audit.

He may think he’s a vigilante, but that doesn’t mean we have to agree with him. He probably thinks he’s the protagonist too.

But imagine how much worse it would get if they each had someone saying: “It’s seems perfectly reasonable to spend 28 hours flying to an endurance trial held on the Russian steppes in winter. Maybe there’s a discount for buying two tickets instead of one.”

Is there a cure for Born Again Jock Syndrome? My Dad decided 5K runs weren’t enough, so he ran marathons. Then marathons weren’t interesting enough so he ran ultramarathons (ie. how far can you go in 24 hours). Then he wanted to qualify for the Boston marathon (and now I need to go to Boston in 2017 to cheer him on).…

Psst: Did you know at the end of Romeo and Juliet, they both die? Julius Caesar? Caesar dies, his best friends all stab him. Macbeth? The witches are tres awesome but pretty much everybody dies.

How did they always manage to find someone to read outloud who either had the vocabulary of a three year old or to presentation skills of a dead turtle? I swear the practice was designed to stifle any enjoyment the story might have otherwise offered.

Damn, I wish I’d thought of that.

Me too! My math teacher hated me reading in class but I kept a good grade so she couldn’t do much. Every report card had “A+, poor attitude - needs to pay attention in class”. I went through a brief period of reading Shakespere in class just to really annoy her.

Unless he’s fighting crime he’s not a vigilante he’s an asshole. I didn’t see any robbers tied up with rope and he sure wasn’t wearing a bat suit.

You forgot the part where her sisters give up their golden hair in order to get her a magic knife that, if she kills the prince, will turn her back. The story is a tragedy all the way through — all about reminding people not to strive to leave their place in life.

Whatever happened to leaving your estate entirely to charity? Or your cat?

If he has taken them on, he’s failed pretty miserably. Not many people brag about projects they’ve taken on but failed to improve. “Taken on” could just mean he thought about it really hard.

I’m kinda hoping he does something so outrageous that it will ruin both his campaign and political career. Like admit he’s a Michigan fan or agree that North Carolina really should get the credit for the Wright Brothers.

Dust off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I hope everytime someone searches for the town’s name this article comes up. I hope every business thinking of opening a branch or factory or warehouse decides they don’t want to expose their employees to a town full of rape apologists; that they don’t want to hire people clearly lacking a moral compass. I hope…

Are you kidding? Feminists are blamed for everything from clothing styles to governmental instability. Certainly sweet little innocent child would never choose to dress that way without the influence of evil feminists. And if feminists weren’t so cold and sexless then all those rapists could get their needs satisfied…

Well, as a gardener, I can say there is a theory that watering during rain when recent weather conditions are very dry improves overall water uptake because the extra water loosens the soil.

My neighbor is doing her thesis on medical advice given to women during and about pregnancy. It's not a new phenomenon, women were once told to avoid traumatic images (no scary poor people) or traumatic news both while pregnant or trying to conceive. At least pregnant women are now permitted to watch the news while…

Don’t like the moderators? Fine. How about all the candidates just argue with each other without any pesky moderators. The winner is decided by a team of fact checkers and logicians with points off for mis-statements, bad statistics, and outright lies as well as logical fallacies.