It’s okay. My dog is a cat lady, she personally adopted one of the last litter of stray kittens we fostered. Species is not a bar to cat-lady-dom.

I’m sure your next kitty will find you soon. They always seem to know when you are ready even before you do.

My father is like that too. Like, eh, I’ve had one dog why do I ever need another one? He also claims to not like cats at all. Its the only conversation I’ve ever had with my father where I felt like we weren’t related, and possibly not even speaking the same language.

You hate cats. That’s fine that’s just fine. You know who else hated cats? Hitler. If you want to be the same as Hitler just go ahead. Just go on with your Hitler-esque cat hating, I’m sure that will never be any problem for you. Hitler.

I went to see what they were doing and they both kind of looked at me like, WE’RE JUST SITTING HERE, WE PROMISE WE WEREN’T DOING ANYTHING RISQUE. PROMISE. But I don’t believe it for a minute.

The standard rule is one cat is normal, two cats are normal, three cats are crazy cat lady territory.

You can also double up on square feet by having shelves or other climbing surfaces. Having enough litter boxes is the killer, IMHO.

I think the moral here is never challenge someone on the internet who has a better vocabulary and grasp of snark than yourself.

I actually had to do that reporting thing with a contracting company I worked for, they tried to get out of paying me by saying I didn’t fill out a time sheet — which I would have if they’d told me I needed to.

The administrator didn’t want to be sued. The teacher didn’t want flack from the administrator, or to be caught in the same suit. The student is standing there having just watched an assault, having been threatened for filming it, having probably heard all the authority figures say it was okay, is talking to another…

I think every little plastic toy for girls has overdone mascara and eye lashes. But the eye color, hair color, skin (fur?) tone, and hair style are all different.

Pizza delivery has to be the most ridiculously dangerous job. I mean, go alone to a neighborhood where even cops only travel in pairs while armed with food and unsecured cash. Moreover your vehicle is marked as pizza delivery so everyone knows you are a target.

Maybe women can use some of that emotional manipulation we are supposed to be so good at to turn the men against each other so everyone is equally miserable.

I think the difference is when there is a gender imbalance with more females, historically that’s meant an economic burden as unmarried aunts/sisters/cousins live with the married ones providing help with housework and childcare. (Or taking traditionally-male jobs, and living with other single, working women).

Ice water is what they use to test pain tolerance. Potentially looking better is not remotely enough enticement to pain tolerance test my face.

All of the secular companies I’ve worked for had some sort of “don’t talk shit” policy to stifle talk that might make the company look bad — that’s separate from protection for trade secrets, patents, commercial secrets, internationally restricted technology, etc.

Live on it’s own, or live with 24 hour extensive medical care to support underdeveloped lungs, digestive system, immune system and skin, later to require care for behavioral, developmental, respiratory, immune, digestive, vision, hearing and dental problems.

A slave owner controlling every aspect of a person’s body is bad, but the government controlling every aspect of a woman’s body is okay.

The freedom to speak does not include a requirement that anyone listen in quiet agreement

Even the rare farm animal that will choose to seek out human attention isn’t likely to do so for a 14 hour Saturday. Especially where affection is defined as screaming, running children poking eyes, pulling ears and smacking anything else in reach. No retaliation under any circumstances, not even walking away, and…