I think every little plastic toy for girls has overdone mascara and eye lashes. But the eye color, hair color, skin (fur?) tone, and hair style are all different.

Pizza delivery has to be the most ridiculously dangerous job. I mean, go alone to a neighborhood where even cops only travel in pairs while armed with food and unsecured cash. Moreover your vehicle is marked as pizza delivery so everyone knows you are a target.

Maybe women can use some of that emotional manipulation we are supposed to be so good at to turn the men against each other so everyone is equally miserable.

I think the difference is when there is a gender imbalance with more females, historically that’s meant an economic burden as unmarried aunts/sisters/cousins live with the married ones providing help with housework and childcare. (Or taking traditionally-male jobs, and living with other single, working women).

Ice water is what they use to test pain tolerance. Potentially looking better is not remotely enough enticement to pain tolerance test my face.

All of the secular companies I’ve worked for had some sort of “don’t talk shit” policy to stifle talk that might make the company look bad — that’s separate from protection for trade secrets, patents, commercial secrets, internationally restricted technology, etc.

Live on it’s own, or live with 24 hour extensive medical care to support underdeveloped lungs, digestive system, immune system and skin, later to require care for behavioral, developmental, respiratory, immune, digestive, vision, hearing and dental problems.

A slave owner controlling every aspect of a person’s body is bad, but the government controlling every aspect of a woman’s body is okay.

The freedom to speak does not include a requirement that anyone listen in quiet agreement

Even the rare farm animal that will choose to seek out human attention isn’t likely to do so for a 14 hour Saturday. Especially where affection is defined as screaming, running children poking eyes, pulling ears and smacking anything else in reach. No retaliation under any circumstances, not even walking away, and…

Only a sick or drugged cow would put up with being groped for hours by noisy, rude children. A healthy cow would leave a long line of kicked kids with concussions and broken bones.

My farmer parents-in-law tried running a pumpkin farm in partnership with the apple orchard/antique store/unpasteurized cider dealer down the road. No petting zoo (other than the omnipresent farm cats) but the had a corn maze and pumpkins.

Massive grab of medical records is just vile. Billing records, maybe, but patient records and clinical notes? That’s just to scare women who might be seeking help. Not to mention that stuff is going to leak out of government hands like water, putting previous patients in danger of being targeted by activists.

Was he from Alberta? It’s like Texas North.

I think, just like every other decision a couple makes about their marriage and children, some people will be offended by it. Expensive wedding, cheap wedding, have children right away or wait, name of kids, breast feeding . . . There is no answer that will make everyone happy.

... to maintain the only real sense of their marriage-worth in a way that is positive.

I’m pretty sure that if I went to my (female) doctor and said I needed a certificate of no-sex-for-me for cracked family tradition reasons, she’d probably lecture me about anatomy . . . and then whip something official looking up and sign it. A meaningless certificate about a private bit of anatomy that no one else is…

Excellent Monty Python style behavioral correction. 5 bad posts, hit with club. Ten bad posts, God eases the clouds aside to tell you that you suck. Fifteen bad posts, giant foot squashes you.

I think we should petition Marvel for a new Hawkeye. Everyone else they’ve picked is either a wonderful human being or pretty good at covering up any douchery. Jeremy Renner is dragging the franchise down. Plus, Hawkeye was just given a family which makes it a maximum angst time to kill him off. There must be some…

This is where we need that virus that reads back comments out loud and at full volume before allowing a send. Imagine Siri saying “Are you sure you want to say: ‘can I tie you up and brush your teeth’?”