Yeah I understand the physics but they will never work in the real world. 

Why do concepts keep coming back to the skirted wheels? Seems totally impractical for suspension travel.

Well I'm English sooooo

Probably best to spend the money on a therapist to work on those self esteem issues.

No, but the wife did. Too soon?

My 205gti1.6 had 14's. 185-60-14's. They were considered low profile in 86. 17's on my brothers lowered Vauxhall Cavalier meant scrubbed tyres. 18 was impossible without major modifications. 1970s supercar GTs only had 16's.

Not a cop car anymore.

Lies. The Volvo 240 could not be defeated to mere fire or gravity.

Well you won’t need to imagine it scored much better than the new jeep wrangler....

Don’t worry about oil, battery and brake light. Lights will go out when started and moving (hopefully lol) or code on radio (you may find that in a handbook) if not they are easily unlocked by a dealer or eBay.

Is that you Ignacious?

The UK police don’t have to worry about guns so much and are not militarised. No need and most Police officers don’t even want to carry tasers let alone rifles, shotguns or drive APC’s. Our police would much rather spend the time and money on training and de-escalation. It's true that leave can be cancelled or…

Jon Snow knows nothing.

Jon Snow knows nothing.

To quick. See: Scaphism

We had these in blighty. My mother had an orange one. The most basic version. When it refused to start she would plead with it. “Now come on Cheryl. Be a good girl and start for me please”. She was convinced it worked. When it finally gave up I think it was replaced with an Allegro estate. The shame...

Don’t swim in the tank. 

And here I am at 11 years...

They are crap. 

They are crap. 

No. Definitely has rear suspension. Just chunky tyres for sand and gravel

Seems like a great idea to me. The more these things end up off road the better. Nearly every one I see has all 8 lights blazing in my eyes on pitch black back roads.