“It’s like going into warp speed in Star Wars,” Webb says.

First of all, how a 18 years old ends up restoring a malaise era crap mobile such a 1980's Cutlass Supreme, a car with zero known qualities and appeal.

Can you light that idea on fire and never speak of it again, k thanks.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Obligatory.

It’s a Volvo SEA, a Lotus SEA, a Polestar SEA, and Geely SEA, yeah see

I don’t think anyone on this site is going to buy something out from under you. Good luck on your search. 

Sounds like a nice drive. Did he take the top off?

Go virtue signal somewhere else.

meh, Pontiac Azteks are rare these days, still nobody wants one.

I wonder if refrigerators are happier when full or empty.

I’m gonna Call your Rad and Raise you Thrashin’ :)

That luxurious frontier has nothing on my hardbody.

You forgot about the Frontier because it’s not fancy at all and is just a truck. Which was... your whole point...

Cloth seats? Are you a sissy? A real truck has good old-fashioned ass-searing vinyl. If you can’t take a hose to the inside, it’s not a real truck.

Other colors are available...

I temporarily went blind this morning reading this when my eyes rolled back into my head and got stuck for a bit.  

PAGING ERIK SHILLING, Please report to the front. Time to put your money where your mouth is.

Please don’t release it with that plain square grille Nissan... this took me 10 minutes, I’m sure it can be updated at this stage:

I’m sorry, but boomers aren’t going to buy that mower. It’s mid-engine.