Ah, thank you. See, I wanted to be careful how I wrote it. There needed to be brevity, but also clarity. Also, I wanted to avoid this thing called “man-splaining”, wherein someone makes assumptions about what another person doesn’t know, so they painstakingly explain it.
Since no one I have ever seen, ever, in the…

Bronco v. Wrangler aftermarket parts:
I can see that Ford is putting the pieces in play, but it will be up to the consumers to decide, as always (and I know that isn’t earth-shaking, as far as revelations go).
But, given how far Ford went to fix the failings of the Wrangler (doors store with vehicle, side-view mirrors…

Oddly enough, it was, to a degree, the bitterness that drove me. Growing up smart but overweight led me to comedy as a deflection tactic. Then I used the response of the crowd to fill the hole in my soul.
I went back after a few years off for a reunion show at my old club. I didn’t feel like I belonged because I had…

This is how it is done.
Young people, listen up; you can do all the other grown-up stuff after you have kids and hate the existence of just about everything that isn’t you and yours.
It will get harder as you get older.

Signed,
Didn’t take the plunge into circuit standup comedy

Ghost!  Where you been?  Have I just missed you continuously for months?

Yeah, came here to say this. I feel like I read an article (maybe here) that mentioned the distance to be safeish was 241 feet.
I have no idea why that number stuck in my head, and it is most certainly wrong, but, hey, I’m an internet expert.

You have had fun. Now you will be free.
It should be a great lightening of the load.

Good luck, David.

So did I, but now I can’t tell if there is “glass” in there or not.
I feel like, given how much the tube ‘doors’ are going to cost, I would just as comfortable with a seatbelt and nothing

I totally misread that the first time and was about to ask you where I could get some Ruth Bader Ginsburg lights.

I would rock those.

Yeah, I should have asked that better. I wonder if they know they have the only two. They could be all, “$100 spif to whoever moves this old crap!”

I guess the question is:
Are those fair prices?

Why do you ask? It sounds a little aggressive to me. Do you somehow gain Jalop cred by owning 4 vehicles? By having 75% of them be manual?

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*reads rest of responses*
Never mind, bro; I see the chest-thumping below.  Carry on.

No, the first one was fine. I very much want to see a Cinnabon muffler.
I picture the old Christmas Carol things that go over both hands, but made of Cinnabon. You stay warm, smell delicious, and have snack.

Now I’m hungry.

And need to check my A1C...

Came here to say something along these lines, glad not to be disappointed.

I guess a meme?  But, they were real cakes, first....

Meh. They are really expensive to do AFTER you buy it, but it is extremely incremental on the assembly line. The labor is baked in. When people try to do it after the fact, you get 10 hours labor at 75-150 an hour.

Tires at replacement time: a grand, easy.

I think 4k is closer.

Base with Sasquatch IS intriguing.

If you put 350 HP in a Camry (would need to be the AWD, of course), then it kind of is the modern muscle car, isn’t it?
If I can get this new 3 sideways and feel like Ken Block, would that not make it a hot hatch?
I feel like our impressions of what cars “should” be stop somewhere in our formative years.  I mean, a CRX…

He is on the on-ramp for a minute.
I think the slow car is going slowly....

Neutral:
To begin, I don’t want to pick on Erik, but I have many questions:
1. What happens when you floor a Fit?
1.a. Are BQE onramps exceptionally long?
1.b. Or, are Fits really that slow?
2. What would happen to Erik if he got into a “fast car”?
2.a. Is the catharsis because this car is his baby?
2.b. Is it the car or…

How much of that does one need to do if their garage is 4 months old and stain free?