“(it’s a liberal/progressive website, so keep that in mind)....”
I had to go and check today’s curator of the gears. Coming from anyone other than you, David, that quote would be hilarious.

Damn. Came here to say this. Glad I read the comments first.

Wasn’t the Land Rover already a descendant of the Willys? I think I saw that one one of the first episodes of Top Gear with Screamy McScreamFace  Chris Evans.

I was trying to picture that, and all I came up with was an ugly CX-5 with a long hood.
When the design language is that borked, I have very little hope for the final product. I don’t say that from just a Jalop perspective, but from a Joe Schmo perspective, as well.

I will now find ways to use “urban heat island, like Paris” in my day to day work (in IT).
Thank you.

I read that, stopped, and went upstairs to hug my children.

Damn.

You are technically correct, sir, which, as we all know, is the best kind of correct.

Plus moon pies? GTFO! This dude is from a place where the expression “Up Nawth” means Nashville.
If he had said Cheerwine, I could have narrowed it down a little further...

Ignominious death?
How about AWESOME death!?!?

I would imagine that you just fabricate them....

Dude.
Read the title.

Ah, came here to say this. I only did one watch-through, but I got the impression that the first fire-breather was an STI. It was pissed.

Also, I am currently searching through containers>industrial>2-4,000 lbs to see if I can find something big enough to carry this man’s cajones.

He passed everything that he saw.

I saw…

Speaking of bad at math, can someone explain this configuration price to me?
EDIT: Dang Kinja.... I went to the configurator, where it told me the XLE, hybrid with about two options, would be 38k. The sum of the numbers on the screen, though, was about 34.
Dang.
I wanted to share the picture.....

I do not regret that I give the star, but that I have only one start to give.

There are no correct words to describe how much I want that thing.

No one disappoints today.
Well done, good sir; well done.

To hope that someone else would pick it up and enjoy it?

I seem to recall a warranty that was titled “America’s Best Warranty.”
Was it, though?
Who decides what is ‘best’?
What, in the actual heck, is ‘safe’? Total absence of risk? It is a bit nebulous, I would argue.  That is why they are just collecting some data to see if they should drag Tesla back into court.

There are only two more in the works.  FF9 was delayed due to Hobbes&Shaw filming.

I sold my ‘86 F-150 with the I-6. It was horrible, and I loved it.

Man, do I miss that damned truck.